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Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Poång me baby

There we were watching tonight's episode of Smallville on E4 and, to be honest, the thoughts in lowculture's head could hardly be described as pure.
In "Red", Clark was infected by some red Kryptonite, which transformed him into a cocky (steady!), confident sex god and, as he's played by the not-very-ugly-at-all Tom Welling, the scenario didn't require too great a stretch of the imagination.
Anyway, conversation turned to what 'it' would be like with Clark Kent.
Eventually, we decided it would be something like those special displays in Ikea that show you how durable their chairs are. You know the ones we mean.

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