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Monday, February 17, 2003

Ouch

Just when you thought Dream Team was the only thing worth watching on Sky 1 on a Sunday night, along comes the new shagging-in-the-sky drama, Mile High.
In the first episode, the entire cast's clothes fell off, the characters snorted and swallowed heaps of illegal substances, two of them did it proper in the hotel pool, James Redmond sucked his gut in a lot and a male stripper with multiple genital piercings flashed them all for our viewing pleasure.
There might have been a storyline of some sort as well, but we weren't really paying attention.
Anyway, the chap with the Prince Albert reminded lowculture of the tale of a workmate who had treated herself to a pointy new friend in an intimate locaton.
She was thrilled with it (literally), and told us that she had recently met a man who had the male equivalent: "You know - a King Edward".

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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