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Thursday, June 29, 2006

It's not Bingo-related, apparently

DOCTOR, DOCTOR! House, Five, 9.00pm

Yet again we find ourselves in the unfortunate position of trying to preview a programme with a large following, albeit one that we've never actually seen. Yep, we admit it. We don't watch House. We hate the fact that we don't watch it, because it sounds very good and everyone at work always talks about how good it is (and it's got Jesse Spencer in it, which is always a bonus), but we kind of forgot to watch it when it started and our viewing habits are such that if we don't watch something from the beginning, we seldom remember to watch it at all. Forgive us, please?

With that in mind, please grant us redemption from all of the errors we're bound to make in our references to this show - we hate our ignorance as much as you do, we assure you. Anyway, this is the final episode of series two and it sees the gruff physician bedridden after being shot, and being treated by Cuddy, which he is - guess what? - less than entirely happy about. Was that a spoiler? Somehow we doubt it. Apparently this episode is all very strange and surreal and keeps throwing you off-kilter, which we rather like the sound of. Oh, and we're also promised a scene involving Chase that sounds both disgusting and brilliant, but we won't say why. But if you read the spoiler that Elly posted on the messageboard, you'll know full well what we mean.

So, hopefully we got through that paragraph without cocking up on a global scale, and if not: will you forgive us if we promise to watch season three?

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