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Friday, May 19, 2006

Nej, dra åt helvete!

Well those Eurovision semi finals were a bit of a fiasco, weren't they? It's quite unbelievable that Kate Ryan didn't get through for Beligium, what with the combination of an amazing song and very creative use of the wind machine. And don't even get us STARTED on Big Brother. It's all enough to make one want to share a romantic bath with the toaster. (Loads of BB chat on our messageboard if you want to vent your fury).

Looking on the bright side, at least our beloved Carola is through to the final to represent Sweden and four gays in West London, who will be eagerly perched around a big telly in Notting Hill tomorrow night to watch her soar to Euro victory. Or, erm, not. We'll probably be too pissed to notice anyway.

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Silvia Night was fucking robbed.

By Steve, at 1:36 pm

Very ture, and in the words of Silvia. Carola's just a "FUCKING UGLY BITCH FROM SWEDEN!"

I think i'm the only person around these parts that doesn't want Carola to win. I think it's the annoyingly pointy botoxed face.

By Indie Girl, at 1:16 pm

carola suger! i hate her! and she is very ugly too... very botoxed indeed

By Kjartan.Salvesen, at 9:27 am

Tiny things for you to watch:

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