The stuff you won't want to miss today.
» Celebrity Reality Bites 10.30am, ITV1 ... Martin Platt from Coronation Street must prepare a three-course meal for 20 knowledgeable diners. Precisely why this might be is unclear as we write this, but we will just have to accept that it is the case.
» Pop Idol Worldwide 5pm, ITV1 ... Crappy Euro-judges pretend they are Simon Cowell, but ultimately are not.
» Hollyoaks 5.30pm, Channel 4 ... Ruth and Tony reminisce about the good old days. We have no idea how were they able to choose which days were best from the various occasions Rob tried to murder them both, the traumatic period where Ruth was beaten by her lover Lewis before he committed suicide, or the period when Ruth decided to abort Tony's child. Or was it Lewis' child? We can't remember. Anyway, good times all.
» EastEnders 8pm, BBC1 ... According to the TV listings, "Janine begs Paul for a happy ending". If they're going to show that, shouldn't it be on after 9pm?
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.