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Monday, December 15, 2003

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Monday, December 15:
» It was claimed that Europe's whales were facing extinction because they were going deaf. Cries of "fancy a shag?" by the lady whales were obviously being ignored.
» A South Korean man returned to North Korea for the first time in nearly 50 years - to see his wife. 82-year-old Choi Ik-Soo hadn't been home since 1953. We bet his dinner was ruined.
» Spice World The Movie premiered at the Empire in Leicester Square on this day in 1997. Having been one of only four people to see one showing at a local cinema, we can imagine it was a glittering affair.
» Happy birthday to: Miami Vice star Don Johnson (54), one time moustached Coronation Street mechanic Michael Le Vell (39), and B*Witched twins Edele and Keavy Lynch (24).
» Festive fact: It was once reckoned only virgins could kiss under the mistletoe.
» Pantomime of the moment: Cinderella at Bridlington's Spa Theatre. The show runs until January 4, but we don't know if there are any celebrities of note in this one.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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