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Friday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today*
» Hollyoaks 6.30pm, Channel 4 ... Drama about self-absorbed whingers getting everything they deserve. Watch this and feel instantly more satisfied with your own life.
» Eastenders 8pm, BBC1 ... Hooray for stalkers! Mad Irish bint Louise turns over Phil’s gaff in a fit of jealousy. Phil, Kate and Louise promptly move to the Queen Vic. She’d never think of looking there.
» My Hero 8.30pm, BBC1 ... George indulges in a spending spree. Ah, we knew someone must have been responsible for commissioning another series of this tripe.
» Awesomely Bad Hair: All Access 10pm, VH1 ... Nope, not a Coronation Street special (Step forward, Hayley), but a look at the bad barnets that graced music videos over the years. The 80s have a lot to answer for.
» Is there something else we should be watching? Click on the comment link.
*Except you might want to on this occasion. Whatever happened to Friday night telly?

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