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Today's* Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Gary Best is selected for an undercover operation – but is he mature enough? Given that he ends up naked in a brothel, drugged up to the eyeballs, and unsure whether he's been bummed against his will, we are guessing ... probably not.
» Bad Girls 10pm, ITV2 ... This is more like a note to ourselves, as we forgot to watch last week's episode. But you can watch too, if you like.
» Jane Seymour Double Hallmark ... That's right, not one, but TWO films starring everyone's favourite medicine woman named Dr Quinn. In the first, Heart of a Stranger (3pm), Jane is a 38-year-old mother awaiting a heart donor, which is followed by Praying Mantis at 11pm, in which she is a slut who shags lots of rich men then kills them on their wedding night.
* If any of this sounds familiar to people who read lowculture before 11am yesterday, don't worry, you're not going mad. We got a bit ahead of ourselves and put the wrong ones up.
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