The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Daleks' Invasion Earth: 2150AD 3.10pm, Channel 4 ... It's feature-length versions of cult TV shows a-go-go today. The first is this Peter Cushing-tastic version of Doctor Who, which also stars Bernard Cribbins as the male romantic lead, if you can imagine such a prospect. Memorable for a 'comedy' sequence involving a bunch of humans who have been turned into robot slaves trying to eat a plate of Tic Tacs.
» Baywatch: Trapped Beneath The Sea 6.30pm, Five ... Another feature-length slice of TV trash. Laugh as David Hasselhoff gets the bends!
» Life After Baywatch 8pm, Five ... Setting aside the fact that life basically ended when the last episode of Baywatch was shown, this is a great chance to see if the years have been kind to all your favourites. With stories about drugs, rehab, near-fatal car crashes, broken marriages and never working again, it's not looking good.
» The Anna Nicole Show 1pm, Sky One ... Second series of the fly-on-the-wall show. Tonight, Anna holds a dating competition featuring lots of hunky men.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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