The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Simpsons Sky One, 9.30pm. The classic comedy notches up its 300th episode. Bart decides he's had enough of Homer as a dad, and sues him for divorce.
» This Life 10.45pm, BBC2. Another chance to see the fantastic shag-and-lawyer-'em-up series. This week: Warren attempts to help Mile's drugged up thief of a girlfriend, Delilah, who promptly fucks off with the cash he lends her for a modelling assignment.
» Celebrity Shag Match 11pm, Sky One. With a title as promising as this, it would be simply rude not to see who's being featured in tonight's show.
» Are You Being Served: The Movie 12.15am, BBC1. Okay, strictly speaking this is tomorrow morning, but those of you with upset stomachs from eating too many Easter eggs will be ensured some non-gut-splitting comedy with countless reference to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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