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Thursday, March 20, 2003

Thursday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Today With Des and Mel 2pm, ITV1 ... Proving that no tv show is too humilating when you've got a single to plug, Mr Des is joined today by those Mis-teeq ladies.
» Celebrity Five Go Dating 6pm, E4 ... OK, as far as actual celebrities go, we will allow them Michelle from Liberty X, and possibly Coree from Damage, at a push, but 'Grange Hill face' John Newman, and 'TV presenter' Otis? No, no, no.
» Home and Away 6pm, Five ... Lots of old characters return to celebrate something or other. lowculture will be tuning in to see if our teen lust object Blake is old, fat, bald or some hideous combination of the three.
» Pure Soap 8pm, BBC3 ... There aren't enough hours in a day to watch all the soaps as it is (believe us, we've tried), so when the fuck are we supposed to fit this in? Giving up work sounds like the only reasonable option at the moment.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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