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Saturday, March 15, 2003

Pack your bags, cowboy

The wait is almost over, and we will soon know which act will be the first to be voted off in Reborn in the USA.
As you will know, lowculture always strives for fairness and objectivity in our comments, so all we will say about who we would like to be sent packing is: for the love of the baby Jesus, please let it be Dollar.
Newspaper reports today suggest that David Van Day has had a slanging match with poor Sonia, accusing her of being crafty and cunning to try to save her own skin.
Let's consider the evidence for a moment.
1. Over the years, there has never been a shred of evidence that Sonia is a nasty, vain ego-maniac.
2. Nor has she ever tried to steal a Bucks Fizz to which she is clearly not entitled.
We'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

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