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Thursday, March 13, 2003

Of all the things we were ever planning for ...

Can you pinpoint the exact second you realised that last night's Coronation Street was going to be the best soap episode ever?
For us, it was when we realised that Richard planned to gas himself, Gail and the kids to death to a soundtrack of the You And Me Song by (wait for it) The Wannadies.
And how brilliant was that underwater stuff? Awards all round, we think.
The TV drama was shocking enough, but there was much more to come this morning, as anyone who bought the Daily Star will know.
If anyone had told you this time last year that topless pictures of Helen Worth, alias Gail, would be splashed across two pages of a tabloid newspaper, you would probably have laughed in their face, and then been sick.
But there they were, in full glorious colour. We will never see their like again (hopefully).
lowculture has had a smashing day going round the office flashing the pictures at people and watching the look of horror spread across their faces - that's got to be worth 25p of anyone's money.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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