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Saturday, March 15, 2003

Once, twice, three times a load of rubbish

Never have we felt more let down by the viewer vote or the celebrities themselves as do now. Three different TV shows had outcomes that we didn't want:
a) Celebrity Driving School
Wanted: Jade Goody to pass to shut up that smug Gareth Gates and Paul O'Grady.
Outcome: None of them passed (sad for Jade, but glad no-one else passed either).
b) Comic Relief does Fame Academy
Wanted: Ruby Wax to win to make a mockery of the system as she's the one with the least singing talent.
Outcome: Will Mellor and his teenage fans ruled the day.
And, most devastating for us ...
c) American Idol
Wanted: Vanessa Olivarez to go through into the final 11 and then win.
Outcome: She was put on the bench for the three people with the least votes and then became the first person to be voted off.
She was robbed because, out of all the contestants, she had the most personality. We predict Rubben Studdard and Carmen Rasmusen for the final two, and want to kill Trenice as she is so fake.

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