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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

Even naughtier girl

Ah, so that's where her-from-Neighbours-who-isn't-trying-to-be-Kylie has been for the last few weeks - Holly Valance has gone mail order!
The Australian starlet has gone one step further than appearing in the buff to promote singles; she now seems to be boasting of her sexual prowess in the latest edition of Inspired Choices.
lowculture was delighted to hear how Ms Valance is: "Easy to slip on without having to move or lift heavy mattresses, and instantly adjusts to fit bunk, single, double or king size beds."
The ad also tells us how the £12.95 gem: "Looks really great, and will complement almost any decor."
We're relieved to find that easy-to-fit waterproof mattress protectors can be found later on in the booklet.

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