Monday, March 10, 2003
Sweet memory, please come back to me
According to newspaper reports, poor little Sonia has fled back to the UK in shame after finding herself at the bottom of the heap after the first Reborn in the USA. She's been given a couple of days to think things over and decide whether she wants to stay in the competition.
We hope she decides to give it another go. Admittedly, it wasn't the best performance of her career (that remains her triumphant Eurovision-nearly-winning version of Better The Devil You Know), but Dollar were much more annoying – Therese even sang a line about singing out of key out of key.
Dollar are also moaning to the press about how Gina G only got the most votes because she had the cheek to wear a revealing dress that flashed her arse – a tactic which, of course, has never before brought a fading artist major, career-reviving success.
This dreadful pair must be stopped. Do the right thing and text vote sonia to 83200, or call 09011 155 402.
Although the idea of them only getting through by default if Sonia pulls out also has a certain perverse appeal.
UPDATE: Hoorah! Sonia is feeling much better and has rejoined the tour. Turns out she didn't fly home after all. The sympathy vote is surely hers for the taking.
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