The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Good Life 2pm, BBC2 ... With Penelope Keith, who is too posh to be lowculture, but we love her anyway.
» Columbo: Dagger of the Mind 3.40pm, ITV1 ... Grubby detective in dirty mac visits London to solve some of our nasty Brit-crime.
» Crossroads 5pm, ITV1 ... Ryan asks Jimmy to build a device to rig a roulette wheel.
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Yes, we know everyone who's not in Scotland saw this last night, but we can't wait to see what shenanigans young Ben gets up to next.
» Footballers Wives 9pm, ITV1 ... It's the last episode! We might have to close lowculture and go into mourning.
» Hairy Women 10.30pm, C4 ... Surely a worthy replacement for the mighty Sex and the City.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.