News reaches us that Jordan will soon be bringing her unique brand of really big tits to Sky One's football soap Dream Team.
Don't worry about her acting talents being stretched too much, though - she'll be playing herself.
DT has a proud history of high-profile celebrity cameos - past episodes have featured such notable guests as Amma from Big Brother, Richard Keyes from Sky Sports and Ron Atkinson.
By the way, is is just us or is DT about 500 times better than Footballers Wives? Our favourite characters are Tash, the goalkeeper's wife who keeps accidentally sleeping with her husband's team-mates, and receptionist Nicki, whose character development this season has included an exciting new fringe.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.