The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Bargain Hunt Noon, BBC1 ... The Duke is gone! New presenter Tim Wonnacott takes over today.
» Diagnosis Murder 2.35pm, BBC1 ... Some days, the entire cast of this production are members of Dick Van Dyke's family.
» Live With ... Christian O'Connell 7pm, Five ... Unfortunately, someone decided the worst thing about Live with Chris Moyles was Moyles himself, so he's gone.
» Coronation Street 7.30pm and 8.30, ITV1 ... Cancel everything - tonight's episodes contain the revelation we've all been waiting for. So how will Richard cope when he finally realises his wife, Gail, is shaped like a triangle?
» Celebrity Driving School 8.30pm, BBC1 ... You'll be watching Corrie, of course, so you'll have to tape this to see Gareth Gates and Jade Goody taking driving lessons.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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