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Reborn in the USA: Fairly comprehensive coverage

This week's coverage of Reborn In The USA comes to you courtesy of an MSN chat we had with The Mighty Popjustice while the show was on. And this is what we said:
“i hope sonia does eminem”
“because she likes to gobble”
“it would be better if they bussed in the jerry springer audience”
“look at her arse!”
“look at her face!”
"nice tits, shame about the song”
“jumpin jaks is calling, tony!”
“he wouldn't even get a job as the singer in a spandau ballet tribute band”
“GET YOUR COCK OUT HAYDON”
“they're clapping…”
“…as badly as she's singing”
“those nails!”
“if it's motown, that means someone could do Shanice's I Love Your Smile”
“it's ozzy!”
"his sweetness would appear to be her weakness"
“too much spunk, perhaps”
“if she comes out with lockjaw, we will know the score”
"she's lucky she hasn't been pistol-whipped"
“smash hit? casanova?”
“he's a whore and he loves it”
“dingdingdingdingding”
“i love the breezy coverage of alcoholism”
“'i'm out' would have been more appropriate”
“IN YOUR FACE, LOWCULTURE!”
“booooooo!”
“agrhrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

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