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Tuesday, March 04, 2003

Close family

If you're now as bored of Crossroads as we are, you'll be pleased to hear that the producers plan to spice things up by introducing a bit of light incest to the mix.
Regular viewers will by now be wondering what useful purpose the Wise sisters serve to the ongoing plot.
Well, we can reveal that lickle Belle is about to get hot and steamy with useless Sampson twin Jimmy - much to Betty's dismay, as she's discovered Jimmy's dad Max also fathered Belle.
And all this at 5pm. It wasn't like that in our day.

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