Fantastic news! You can now listen to all of the UK's prospective Eurovision Song Contest entries at this BBC website. Not-so-fantastic news! They're all rubbish.
Except, possibly, Cry Baby, which is a half-decent Don't Stop Movin' rip off.
Rainy Day In Summer is a blatant Sugababes rip-off, too.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.